Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...