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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
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Guaranteed visits
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Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
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Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
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