Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...