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During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Golf in the Bedroom
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Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Ideal Seduction Line
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Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...