face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...