Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...