The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...