The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...