The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...