I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...