Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...