Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...