The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...