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LICENSE TO STEAL
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The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
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Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
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There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...