Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!