Tombstone epitaph II
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Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
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What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Cello jokes
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Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
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