A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...