Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”