The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...