Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...