Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...