A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
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A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
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Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
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Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Book Titles
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Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
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I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...