Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.