A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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Confucius say…
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What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
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Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.