The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...