Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...