Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...