Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...