Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...