Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Caffeine addict quiz
|Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...