I’ll get you next slime!
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THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
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Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...