Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...