A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...