Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...