Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...