Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...