Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...