The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...