Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...