Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...