Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...