Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...