How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.