Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...