Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.