An economist’s speech
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Giving Cats Pills
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Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
I am afraid of that tarmac
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Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....