You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...