The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...