4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!