man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...