Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
The Facts of Life:
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Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.