Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...