Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...