Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou