Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...