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A Horse walks into a Bar
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A sign
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What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Me Too
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Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
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Once some boys got together to play poker…
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