A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...