Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...