Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...