Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...